http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article58279.html
Check it out, unless you fear the truth, then read this to lighten the mood :)
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all workingtogether one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', saysthe Genie.The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want theland to be forever fertile in Canada .'POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was foreverfertile for farming.Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians cancome in our our precious land.'POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wallaround those countries.The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick andcompletely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it'svirtually impenetrable.'The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it withwater.'
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